The Slorm

Snails were regarded as extremely spiritual beings before Xtianity. In early sobriety, I come into possession of a live snail through a series of random events and fell in love. 

Snails are slimy, goopy, silly creatures that do play an important part in the ecosystem. They also are used in everything from cuisine, to beauty, to cancer research. 

I keep quite a few snails as treasured pets with a plan for a fully functional food crop snail farm. Ask me anything about snails! I probably know the answer!